Raccoon Memes In Honor Of The Cutest Little Trash Bandits

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Meeeeesh
Dec 16, 2019 3:00 PM EST

Raccoons might technically be considered "pests," but we don't really care because they're just so gosh darn cute - how could you not love those little faces?? Is it legal to adopt one as a pet? Asking for science.


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    Mammal - News / Nation & Warld A rabies scare in West Virginia turned out to be just raccoons drunk on crab apples
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    Sculpture
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    Room - pumpkintheraccoon
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    Mammal - Now that l'm thinking about it.. yes, I might be a raccoon. Raccoon Brand @raccoonbrand ARE YOU A RACCOON? • Dark circles under eyes • Eats junk • Small and chubby Stays up all night • Cute but will fight
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    Text - rocket @tweetsbyrocket · Jul 21 me: [googling] what do leg bleeding raccoon bite google: elevate and apply pressure me: [lifting raccoon real high] apologize or else 1 3.0K 32 14K
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    Text - DEATH IS.COMING EAT TRASH BE FREE
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    Procyon
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    Text - Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans Me: uh oh someone's under the mistletoe! Raccoon l've cornered in the garage: [hisses angrily] 12/15/17, 3:19 PM 15.2K Retweets 50.7K Likes
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    Procyonidae - REASONS I CAN RELATE TO A RACCOON • Dark circles around eyes • Eats junk • Small and chubby Stays up all night o cute but will fight you
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    Text - Josh y Follow @iwearaonesie wife: Why is your back all scratched up? [flashback to me chasing a raccoon after she told me to leave it alone] me: I'm having an affair 4:30 PM - 18 Aug 2016 17 5,057 8,064
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    Adaptation - Here's Bob Ross holding a baby raccoon to brighten your day.
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    Text - Raccoons - A Review Raccoons are Ancient and Powerful creatures who are famous for their deep admiration and respect for Trash, which is the source of their Power. Here I will outline the 3 strategies Raccoons use for Defending their Trash and Invading Weak Peoples: 1. Rumble & Tumble 2. Biting the Hell out of 3. Pure Arson I rate Raccoons 3 stars for their Wisdom, Perseverence, and Violence. Two stars have been deducted due to Filth. Wisdom Violence ☆☆ @welcometomymemepage @wtmmp Perseve
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    Mammal
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    Text - CONemIS a VIIUst TuiIOWS @urbanfriendden · 4h achillean hero frog CURRENT ME: rather uncomfortable biped, often cold and anxious IDEAL ME: plump raccoon smoking a fat cigar and wearing ridiculous shades
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    Mammal - You ever sleep for so long that when you wake up you need to take another nap cause you slept so long
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